Oh wait. Nobody gives a shit that I am under salsa-ed!? Fuck you. Fuck all you motherfuckers:
Does every place that gives out chips & salsa give you the LEAST amount of salsa possible?!
— Mike Seay (@thefresnan) October 17, 2021
Like, I have NEVER encountered a place that gives you TOO much salsa.
I am looking at you EVERY fuckingbody, including you @ChipotleTweets!#picodegallo
Your cheap ass can’t give me a decent amount of salsa for my chips? For my burrito? Fuuuuuuuck you!
Is pico-de-gallo that fucking expensive to make?
Like, your restaurant’s profit margins rely on how little salsa you give out? Get the fuck out of the business then. I need that pico, ya somebitch!
Without salsa, all your shit is worthless. WORTHLESS!!!!!!
I know what you’re thinking “Hey. Asshat! Make your own damn salsa, it’s not that hard!”
Hey you know what? Fuck you I don’t want to make it I want it made for me. And I want an appropriate amount of it.
Give me the salsa!!
I will pay for it. I don’t care. Charge me. I just want it!!!
It sucks that I have to live in a world that thinks it’s fine to not give enough salsa for chips and burritos and everything, and I seem to be the only one complaining.
File under: Super disappointed.
Hi, Mike. Guadalajara Restaurant, near Shields and Weber, has been very generous over the years in providing my family with multiple bowls of salsa during meals. Bon appetite!
Nice. I like that spot too.