If It’s Really $5, I’ll Absolutely Try a Calzini

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Should my topping be canned mushrooms or pepperoni?

There is something that happens to me when I get a pizza from Me&Ed’s. They will have a sign that says something like “Special: Large one topping $19.99” and then I order a large pep’ and they charge $21.00 and I just take it like a little bitch.

I feel like this will happen when I order a $5 “Calzini”. It will end up being seven bucks, won’t it?

Still want to try one. It’s gotta be tiny, yeah? Like, Hot Pocket size I bet. Does it have the cornmeal too?

Heirloom opening a location in Clovis because of course

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Clovis was inevitable for Heirloom

Am I a little mad about Heirloom opening a location in Clovis instead of NW Fresno? Yes.

But…

There are some good things about this. Well, one good thing: less Clovis people at the Friant location.

I am not a huge fan of Heirloom either, so I kinda don’t care. But they do have good food and they are local. We could always use more of that in NW, Fig Garden, Tower, and Downtown. But whatever.

Enjoy, Clovisians. Keep finding reasons to stay over there.

Stay Out of Berrock Shop During Noon Hour, You Retired Fuck

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Berrock Shop. Noon hour. Every table full.

Yeah I know every lunch place gets busy at Noon. This is especially true at Berrock Shop.

People on their lunch break from work, mixed with regular people wanting to get fed, makes for a busy place.

Well, I am here to rant at you retired people taking up space at Berrock Shop or anywhere else during lunch hour… KNOCK IT THE FUCK OFF!

You are lucky enough to be retired. You can come out to places at any time of day. STOP CHOOSING TO GET IN WORKING STIFFS WAY DURING NOON HOUR!

And while we are at it, don’t go wandering by a school during drop off time. Parents have already made their kids late to school along with making themselves late to work, stay the hell out the way.

The only exception is Our Lady of Bullard – she can ride by or eat at whatever time she wants.

What I Might Do At FresYes Fest 2026

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It has become a big local event that is now in the same space as the big big big BIG Fresno Fair and a Fresno State football game, it’s FresYes Fest. (Saturday 1-11:00 pm at Tioga and the baseball stadium)

Lucky for FresYes to have some (even if a little hot for March) good weather. There will be everything you can think to have at a festival, here is what I might be looking to do:

  • Watch every damn band I can. I am most pumped for Strange Vine and Werebear. Sadly Werebear had to cancel but It’ll Grow Back is a fine ass punk replacement. There is a good chance I won’t be around still for Strange Vine’s set – that’s okay as I plan to see them at their album release show at Fulton 55 (April 11th)
  • Park in the Spiral Garage. I think I will be there early enough that there will be spaces in the garage, but we shall see. Also considering taking the trolley bus in from Tower.
  • Find shade. It will be impossible to do this while watching bands though, and won’t be easy at other times. The Chuk with be open though and there is shade under the concourse at least.
  • Drink water. And yeah, beer too. Not much of a Seltzer person but I do want to try the Tioga & Ampersand blueberry seltzer colab.
  • Eat. I don’t have a particular food truck I am looking out for. The shortest line will be the top ranking factor for me, if I am being honest.

Band info:

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If you see me out there, please give me your drink ticket or a beer, straight up.

-Mikey

P.S. I have chosen sunblock to be the affiliate sponsor of this post. Because you’re going to fuckin’ need a sport face out there.

Laucks Bakery Peanut Butter Cookie Recipe, Who Has It?

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The old Laucks Bakery in the Tower District, picture from France Is Hexagonal

I don’t mean to age myself too much here, but I am old enough to remember having the peanut butter cookies from Laucks Bakery in the Tower District. It is one of my first food memories. And they were so good.

No peanut butter cookie has measured up to it. My Mom’s are the closest and are delicious. But the Laucks used to really hit.

I am seeking comfort lately, and a peanut butter cookie that tastes like a Laucks cookie would really fill a hole right now.

So who has the recipe? What’s the fucking secret?

Nobody wants to post the recipe (at least I can’t find where), as if this needs to be kept secret anymore.

This has also put me on a quest to find the best peanut butter cookie in Fresno. Maybe the smallest quest ever, but it’s still a quest. If you have some thoughts on this, tell me where to go.

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What has given me Fresno Comfort this past year

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I did the Panorama Trail in Yosemite this year. Epic views.

Fresno provided comfort food and place-comfort this year in a difficult time.

Fresno comfort food respect list for 2025

  • Me & Ed’s pizza. Pepperoni, diced pepperoni, pepperoni & canned mushrooms, all did the trick. Every. Single. Time.
  • Tacos. Street tacos to be precise. Although one messed me up (internally, we’ll say), and I have not gotten back on the taco horse since.
  • Whole Foods Salad Bar. One of the few salad bar options in town anymore. There is an art to keeping your salad build as light as possible (aka keeping it cheap as possible) while still making it something you enjoy eating.
  • Berrock Shop. Mostly the chili. A lot of chili.
  • Mad Duck – Northwest. Cheers to the Tuesday all-day happy hour.
  • Breakfast burritos from anywhere.
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I see this Van Ness house on my walks and it feels like it could be in the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland.

Area places gave me comfort, too:

This was an awful year for me, I’ll just say it, with the breakup of my marriage and other things as well. But what has come with that is a focused appreciation of when things are good. And of the good little moments that happen even when things are bad.

Just like Fresno, I will keep grinding for sunny times. Hope you will this year too.

Thanks for reading!

-Mikey

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