Am I a little mad about Heirloom opening a location in Clovis instead of NW Fresno? Yes.
But…
There are some good things about this. Well, one good thing: less Clovis people at the Friant location.
I am not a huge fan of Heirloom either, so I kinda don’t care. But they do have good food and they are local. We could always use more of that in NW, Fig Garden, Tower, and Downtown. But whatever.
Enjoy, Clovisians. Keep finding reasons to stay over there.
Why? Why is a Fresno resident, Fresno State alum, retired Raider & Saint guy taking a job with UCLA? A main rival of Fresno State?
A man who is rich. That could hang out as a backup quarterback in the NFL for the next ten years and make millions, if he wanted to, taking a job as a consultant at UCLA?
I guess he is fucking bored. So so so fucking bored. So bored of having money and being a dad in Fresno.
Either keep playing in the NFL, join Fresno State’s staff, or go be a dad in Fresno, ya rich-ass bastard. Why work for the enemy?
Makes no sense.
He can do whatever the heck he wants; I don’t know why I even care. I am sorry. It’s just…people who have the freedom of wealth, but willingly spend time away from their family, are weird as hell to me.
I recently caught the Tower Rats (a Fresno punk, indie rock, post-punk band) at Goldstein’s in the Tower District. It was only my second time seeing them (first being at Porchfest). I was glad I went.
Excellent performance; kept me engaged the whole show, with everyone in the band bringing everything they had.
There seem to be two versions of this band, though. I am not saying that as a bad thing! Just an observation.
I am guessing that the guitarist writes songs and the band plays those. And the singer writes songs, and they play those. I just bring it up because you can tell there is a difference between the two.
Normally I would not think this kind of thing would work, because the songs are slightly different genres. But Tower Rats do, in fact, make it work.
No matter who is writing the songs, they are both dynamic and worth checking out if you haven’t.
Here is a clip I took at the show:
They have some stuff out on Bandcamp too:
-Mike
Yeah I know every lunch place gets busy at Noon. This is especially true at Berrock Shop.
People on their lunch break from work, mixed with regular people wanting to get fed, makes for a busy place.
Well, I am here to rant at you retired people taking up space at Berrock Shop or anywhere else during lunch hour… KNOCK IT THE FUCK OFF!
You are lucky enough to be retired. You can come out to places at any time of day. STOP CHOOSING TO GET IN WORKING STIFFS WAY DURING NOON HOUR!
And while we are at it, don’t go wandering by a school during drop off time. Parents have already made their kids late to school along with making themselves late to work, stay the hell out the way.
The only exception is Our Lady of Bullard – she can ride by or eat at whatever time she wants.
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Yes, what I am doing this weekend is what everyone else is doing on Saturday, it’s Porchfest – it’s one of my favorite Fresno things.
I have not locked in planning my day yet (because I am not that kind of person), but I do know some things, my loose schedule of the day I will try to have:
Think I can pull it off?
Also looking to use the Fresno Trolley at some point:
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Great coverage of the event can be found at Bandgeeeek and Valley Echos.
A good page on the website to plan your day with is this one.
Shout out to the one stage in the NW region of Tower (Hamilton/Daily block), holding it down for the whole area.
Shout out to the Medium WelDON porch for the best dad-joke stage/porch name.
Starts at 10 in the morning. I am going to ‘Dad you’ here and tell you to drink some water and wear some sunblock. And also, nobody needs to know what is in your water bottle.
P.S. Don’t forget there is something cool to do on Sunday, too, you just have to take the short drive up to Madera, it’s Spring Fling! Classic VW car show.
-Mike
Bro. You don’t get many of these in Fresno. Felt I needed to post about it for the archives.