It’s Time To Let Northeast Fresno and Fresno Proper Go Their Separate Ways

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First, they felt it necessary to uselessly and embarrassingly insert God into the Fresno Council Chambers. Now, Northeast Fresno has managed to stop California law and the will of the rest of Fresno (well, most of) by getting spineless Fresno City Councilmen to vote no on legal pot.

It’s time we let NE Fresno go, guys.

They don’t really like Fresno and the rest of Fresno doesn’t really like them. It’s like we’re in a relationship that neither wants to be in but both of us are too nice to dump one another. I’ll be the asshole here. “Sorry, Northeast Fresno, it’s not us, it’s you. Can you please find a place to stay tonight?”

Go away, NE. You have way too much power for a bunch of track houses and strip malls.

We don’t need ya and you don’t like going into the Tower District or Downtown anyway. Plus, you don’t even know where Sunnyside is anymore, nor do you even know what we’re up to over in NW Fresno because I see you taking Avenue 9 to go out to Highway 99 and not taking Herndon like you used to.

It’s cool. Just take your stuff and leave.

You can have River Park and Yosemite Ranch. That one Vons. The boring Sequoia’s. The shitty Wassabi’s. We’re good. Except you can NOT have Woodward Park, that has to stay neutral territory.

But What Should We Name NE Fresno?

If you’re no longer going to carry the Fresno name, we have to think up something new for you.

Wishingitwasthefiftiesville? Mostlywhite? Oldpine? Texas?

No, those are terrible. THINK, Fresnan, think…

Ohhhhhh. I know. It’s been hiding there all along: Clovis West. The prominent high school in the area is already named it. It’s all Clovis School District. You all wish you were in Clovis anyway. Let’s do it, it has been decided. The town of Clovis West.

So, take care of yourself, Clovis West. I’m sure we can still be friends. Just don’t stalk us on Instagram, ok?

Foo Fighters! Foo Fighters Show In Fresno! Foosnooooo!

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It’s the kind of news that turns a bad day into a good one. The Foo Fighter’s lifelong dream of coming to Fresno is finally a real thing!

They will be here December 1st. That’s a Friday night show, brotha! Foo on Friday! #FooFriday. Tickets on sale, June 29th, at the old classic time of 10 AM. Check out their website for pre-sale.

The super important question already being asked. Will Dave use the tired “I think this town should be called FresYES not FresNO!” joke?

But isn’t Dave Grohl too cool for such a joke? I hope so. I think so.

I will accept an “I don’t call this place FresNO, I call it FOOno!” joke. But if Dave does the tired and corny “I don’t say FresNO, I say FresYES!” joke, I will boycott the next song by sitting down in my seat, folding my arms and staring Dave down with a very disappointed smirk.

I’m getting away from the fact that it’s so freaking awesome that the Foo is finally coming to Fresno. This news will make the summer so much easier, having this to look forward too in December.

So, good job Fresno. And we didn’t even have to gather all the town’s musicians to convince them to come.

*Pic stolen from here.

Would Mild Summers Really Make Fresno A Popular West Coast City?

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Sunday had some pretty amazing weather, for a June day in Fresno. It was perfect… well until the windstorm later that evening. But BEFORE that, perfect.

This brought a much overdue thought into my head: Would the removal of consistent hot Summers make Fresno a truly desirable city? Is it the one thing that is holding us back?

Fresno heat-haters would say “Duh, dude!” But is it that simple?

Yes, bro, I know that Fresno has more problems than hot Summers. We got the gangs (although I’m pretty sure Oakland, SF, San Jose, Sactown, L.A. and San Diego all have those), a lot of stucco and a shitty looking Highway 99 corridor.

But I really don’t think people are truly looking down at Fresno for that.

Plus, Fresno has all the things you could want in your standard city: A diverse and creative culture, a rising Downtown, plenty of things to do on the weekend, three world class National Parks in the backyard, etc.

So it comes back to one thing: The heat.

You Have Heard Of This New Technology Called “Air Conditioning” and “Shade”, Right?

People afraid of the heat forget about the benefits. The perfect Summer evenings on a patio with a beer in one hand and a taco in another. Or the nights when it’s perfectly comfortable to swim and… have more beer.

Maybe Sactown is the only other West Coast city that can brag about that. Sorry, Portland & Seattle, we got ya on something.

Paying Triple To Not Experience A Hot Summer Is Crazy!

When a nice house in Fresno that costs $250,000 is going to cost $1,000,000 on the coast, I think “I’m good here, thanks.”

I admit, this past weekend of “coastal” weather was nice and I appreciated it. Enjoyed it. But I’ll go ahead and continue enduring hot Summers, for now, and not feel like an idiot when my mortgage bill comes. You can enjoy your 70s.

What Are The Best Places To Pull Off Highway 99 In Fresno? (Fall 2023)

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I wish you had more time to actually SEE Fresno. But I get it, you are traveling through and don’t have much time, but want to stop in Fresno and say you did something. Ate. Slept. Shopped. Looked at stuff.

It’s cool, I got you.

And I will put my frustration for how gritty 99 in Fresno is, and always has been, aside for now because today we figure out the best place to exit off Highway 99 in Fresno.

Whether you are planning out your trip through Fresno or figuring it out in the passenger seat on the road, these are the best, freeway close, things. Picked by an actual Fresnan.

The Most Fresno Thing To Do Along 99: Downtown Fresno

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If you want to really get a small piece of actually visiting Fresno but don’t want to wander far from Highway 99, hit up Downtown.

For beer geek fun, look for the Ventura or Tulare Street exits, head a block or so East and visit the regional beer king, Tioga Sequoia. You will have some good times.

This is also located in our Brewery District so Procreations Brewing is close by.

And in a different part of Downtown, South of Shaw Brewing (with great pizzas) is close enough to 99 that it won’t kill your schedule.

Did you see the baseball stadium? Yeah, that’s where the Fresno Grizzlies play (aka the Single A team of the Colorado Rockies). It’s a really nice park to stop and see a game.

If you love art, there are an abnormal amount of murals to see in Downtown Fresno, part of Downtown is actually referred to as the Mural District. A handy map of many of the murals can be found here.

For you folks that might want to do some quick vintage/thrift shopping, Yoshi World is right off the freeway (and in the same area as some of the restaurants I am about to tell you about.

There’s a lot more going on Downtown, there really is, I suggest checking out the Downtown Fresno Partnership website for all the details.

But you might not have time for that today, you need to get back on the road. Or maybe eat…

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Best Places to Eat Along Highway 99 in Fresno

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On the national scene is Chef Paul’s Cafe. When celebs come to town, this is the place many go. It just made a major must visit list too.

Another nationally known place is La Elegante, voted to have the best tacos in Fresno, by those who know. It may not look like much on the outside but got what it takes for Mexican food.

Tamale Mama is in the same area too and has also been getting a lot of attention lately.

Both of these spots are in a challenging part of town. Don’t be scared, I am just giving you a heads up that it may be not something you’re used to. But you’ll be fine.

Voted by many to be the best food in Downtown is Libelula. This is a bit further into Downtown, but it might be worth it to you (only breakfast and lunch).

This is not Downtown but a bit North of it along 99, if you want what many consider a great local burger, try Triangle Drive In.

There is one In-&-Out you can stop at. It is at the Shaw Avenue exit, East side of 99. It gets busy, like all In-&-Outs do, sometimes the drive-thru spills out onto Shaw Avenue. They are working on making this better but it is not completed at the time of writing this.

Fresno Highway 99 Things Of Another

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(photo cred goes to this blog)

One of, if not THE most unique attraction in Fresno is the Forestiere Underground Gardens (Shaw Avenue exit, go East).

A long time ago, this dude dug out an underground complex to live in and did some amazing work with citrus trees that are still around today.

If you have the time on your trip, book a tour, it’s pretty cool!

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Eating lunch by the rhinos is a nice Fresno Chaffee Zoo feature


Fresno’s Roeding Park literally backs up to the East side of 99 between Belmont and Olive Streets. Inside the city park is the renowned and newly expanded Fresno Chaffee Zoo. It truly is a gem.

Not to mention Storyland and Playland. All good places to let the kids run around.

If you’re one of those that like checking out graveyards, there are plenty on Belmont just East of 99. You can even see one from Triangle.

THE NEWEST AREA TO STOP ALONG 99: HERNDON AVENUE 

At one time, this was the place that had the (now demolished) famous Klein’s Truck Stop. Now, you have a Five Guys burger that was SOME FREAKING HOW voted better than In & Out for best burger place in the country. Five Guys just copied In & Out, how the hell could THEY have a better burger!!!??

Anyway, there is also a Target, if you need supplies and a Starbucks. Along with many other shopping and quick food opportunities.

There is a movie theater too, if you have the time for that. For now, there is an Olive Garden and High-Speed Rail construction.

Oh, and there’s a rad song:

Best Hotels to Stay at Along Highway 99 in Fresno

Like I said at the beginning of this post, it’s not exactly vacation-style stopovers here along 99, and that includes hotels.

But, you can find places to sleep and get back on the road.

The two I would recommend that will likely give you the least amount of drama from the surrounding area are right next to each other and near where we were just talking about AND right off Highway 99.

There is a Starbucks and a new Taco Bell but that is it for super walkable.

Also, there is a Target, Olive Garden, Crumbl, a Tesla charging station, and all kinds of other things across the railroad tracks, that are technically walkable too.

If you want to look for more hotels than those two, try using our partners at CheapOair or Expedia.

Good luck to you and enjoy your brief Fresno stop. I will keep updating this post with ideas and new things. Thanks for reading. Feel free to reach out to me on social media @thefresnan, for any questions.

-Mikey ‘The Fresnan’

Disclosures: Downtown photo credit: Blogspot.com. Links to hotels are affiliate links which changes nothing for you but gives me a small small cut if you book something, just so ya know, bro.