Let’s face it. There is not much substance to NE Fresno.
It’s just houses. Churches. Schools that should be in Fresno Unified but are somehow in Clovis Unified. And strip malls – sortaish nice strip malls, but still strip malls.
But there is one cool thing the NE has that all Fresnans can enjoy: Trails.
Trails that are fed by Woodward Park, in fact. River trails. Park trails. Trails along avenues. NE is totally bogarting Fresno’s trails!
I strolled down one, last weekend, and I advise you to get down there right now because it’s pretty and Portland-y and green. It’s all green.
Yo, did you know there is a legit river running along the city limits? Yeah? Well, there is. And things are flowing:
Go check it out. Or just stay in your house and talk about how Fresno sucks.
Alright. I admit it. The NE has one more thing, outside of trails: Fresno’s most elegant bottle shop: The Fort:
Ohhh shit, an Oscar Blues “Pinner IPA” sixer for $4.99. Gotta go find a beer trail.
